tag your fuckin spoilers
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE
Please do not
dildon’t do that
he has no idea
Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing.
Harry Potter Version
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
where the fuck is the bartender
My mom was looking through our old National Geographic magazines and I found my favorite picture ever
Just finished watching the fault in our stars and this is what is left in the cinema. Most emotional experience of my life, I have never heard a movie theatre cry so much. Definitely would recommend to anyone, but make sure you bring tissues. Omg I can’t even explain it though just watch watch watch
this is disgusting, i cant believe you would jerk off in a movie theatre